Fiction Recs

Bucky/Steve/Tony
3,531 words

It takes three months of dating Steve Rogers for Tony to understand why Aunt Peggy once shot at him in sheer frustration.

Alternately titled, Honey, I committed treason again.

Strange/Tony
1,718 words

Christine gives him a once over and smiles a little, “you really don’t believe in the soul mate thing? Come on, I’m sure you have a phrase. Test it on him,” she says, nodding at a tall, attractive Asian guy headed their way. Tony sighs and decides to humor her because it never works- she’s not the first to test his theory.

“Cockthistle thundercunt,” he says as soon as the poor bastard he’s testing this on gets close enough to hear. Imagine his intense surprise when he gets an offended noise of frustration.

“You made me walk around with cockthistle thundercunt on my body my whole life- you have no idea how embarrassing that is!” he snaps.

Steve/Tony
9,750 words

Steve accidentally finds out that Tony Stark is Iron Man. He methodically and hypothetically works through what to do about it.

Poly!Avengers
898 words

The Avengers attempt to explain Tony’s absence in battle to Fury without once saying the word ‘orgy’.

Clint/Tony
4,188 words

Tony was pretty sure there was a ghost living out its afterlife in his kitchen. He thought it must have moved in approximately two Thursdays ago, and it seemed to really enjoying cooking - especially Italian - and crappy Chinese takeout. It also seemed to be very friendly, as it always left a note that said something along the lines of ‘for my generous host’ or ‘leftovers are Tony’s, NO ONE EAT’ on top of the food.

Bucky/Tony
19,587 words

“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

Tony/Everyone
5,236 words

Tony Stark, Genius, Billionaire, Part-Time Koala, Secret Cutie, Possible future world overlord. Don't worry about it, the avengers aren't

Gen
6,619+ words

As per his psychiatrist's request, Malcolm started using social media as a means to connect to others.
or
Malcolm joins Twitter and people don't know what to make of him

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?Malcolm? @The2ndMalcolm just tweeted
Due to personal reasons I will be having night terrors for the rest of my life

Peter/Stiles
12,891 words

Five times Stiles’ baking changed the course of history in Beacon Hills (and one time somebody stepped up for him). Or, Stiles Stilinski: Baking is Magic!

Peter/Stiles
7,681 words

In which Stiles is a damsel in distress, acquires a unicorn and loses his virginity. A lot.

Peter/Stiles
3,982 words

He lays in bed for a minute longer staring at his phone before pulling up Peter's number and dialing. “Next time you play at being a professional asshole can you do it later in the day?” he says as soon as Peter answers. “It's too early in the morning to deal with Scott’s hysterics.”

He gets a warm chuckle in return. “Poor Scott. He was quite devastated to find he wasn’t God's gift to women.” Another soft laugh, and it shouldn’t make warmth curl in Stiles’s belly the way it does. Peter’s a terrible person, he reminds himself. Why else would he volunteer to have unpleasant conversations for fun?

Stiles remembers why he called. ‘“Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I think Scott got the message, once he got over being butthurt,” Stiles says. “So good job. Maybe you should start a business doing this, telling people shit they don’t want to hear.”

Peter hums speculatively. “You know, maybe I will.”