Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Roy Mustang/Edward Elric
Additional Tags: Community: yaoi_challenge
Summary:
There are few things Ed approaches without immense study beforehand.
Well, he tried to anyways. But it was hard to keep his cover when the person he was watching and the person he would latter by applying this knowledge to were the same person. Namely, one Colonel Roy Mustang, most well-known womanizer on the face of the planet and Ed’s unfortunate crush. Al had spent a good, full evening sitting Ed down and working out that yes, Ed was indeed in love with the Colonel. It had taken Ed even longer to get over the fact, to push aside his hatred as confused jealousy and see that maybe he was attracted to that infuriating bastard. But from there it left the problem of what to do with his newfound attraction, because once he did come to terms with it, it wouldn’t go away. So he was left thinking and daydreaming like a foolish school-girl and therefore not making any progress in his real work.
For the sake of a return to pseudo-normalcy, he’d come up with the plan of seducing Roy, completely ignoring the pesky details that they were both men, in the military, where Roy was his boss and somewhere around twice his age. Past all that he had the slight problem that, well, he’d never really been attracted to anyone besides the normal boyhood crushes that never went anywhere at all. He had no real idea what to do about it, or how to make Roy see that yes, Ed actually did like him, somewhat, and maybe they should do something about that hopefully mutual like. That led Ed to occupy a particular spot of pavement outside the Colonel’s house late into a Thursday evening. His thoughts were too muddled to let him sleep and of course, the only place his feet had wanted to take him was here, without any prompting on his own part. Okay, so maybe his mind did have a wee bit to do with how he’d gotten here but he blamed it more on subconscious directives than any overt thought on his part.
Ed’s lack of social grace made the beloved fandom cliches so much better. I’m naturally referencing things like his utter disregard for all things appropriate and how he changed his mind about simply basking in the feeling following the initial intercourse.