Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Perry van Shrike/Harry Lockhart
Characters: Perry van Shrike, Harry Lockhart
Additional Tags: Yuletide 2008, Yuletide
Harry and Perry break into a warehouse, and Harry comes to the realization that he’s not as straight as he thinks.
“Not gonna happen.” Perry was watching through one of the windows, occasionally checking the perimeter to make sure they weren’t seen.
“I’m not that bad looking.”
“No,” Perry agreed far too easily for Harry to feel good about it, “you’re not. You still don’t have a chance with her.”
Harry glared. Perry didn’t even have the decency to notice. “I used to be rather good with the ladies.”
“How long has it been?”
He frowned. “There was Harmony’s friend, back during the Harlan Dexter case.”
“That was six months ago, Harry.” Perry spoke slowly, his voice dripping with condescension.
Had it really been that long? Time flies when you’re solving crime. Or, when you’re helping Perry solve crime. Though really all he did was try and stay out of the way while Perry solved crimes. When had he turned into such a lackey?
“Okay, so it’s been a while. I still could-”
“Exactly how many times have I fucked you?”